Journal entry, 9/7/13. Justice Minotaur observed that “when a new idea distills upon the mind, it is as beautiful as watching a Martian sunset.” In a moment of social commentary, he then opined, “The Martian people are far ahead of us humanitarian-wise, as they have embraced gay marriage–which is to say, a community-authorized union of two males of the same species or two females of the same species–since time immemorial.” Pressed a little by Mr. Cornwall for further information on this subject, Minotaur added, “Of course, they have no women on Mars–nor children as far as I can tell. It is always the Martian male we see in cinema with the familiar nasally line, ‘Take me to your leader.'”
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Since you know so much about Mars you should go live there.