Journal Entry: Minotaur Allows Self to Be Photographed

Journal entry, 3/9/15: Minotaur has been photographed before, but today was unusual in that he allowed himself to be photographed. The photographer was L. Prinzzey du Rouge, a local den mother with severe halitosis. The scene was the surgery preparation room at New Salem Polytechnic (Multiple Technique) Hospital, abbreviated as NSP(MT)H. Minotaur had been asked to participate in some routine surgeries today as a guest surgeon. Rouge, one of the patients he assisted on, asked shortly before going under the blade if she could photograph Minotaur. He was likely anesthetized himself at the time (certainly he was by the time the surgery ended), which may have led to him having reduced willpower. In the photograph, Minotaur looks pretty much as he normally does outside of chambers except he was also wearing a protective hat to keep hair from falling into the surgery site (also, his left hand and wrist has been digitally enhanced to look supple and young–in real life it looks like worn-out old dog fur).

Minotaur participated in two radical nephrectomies and the illegal euthanization of an overgrown goat. This evening after the anesthesia had worn off, he confessed to Cornwall that he came “very close” to euthanizing Rouge. “It was all happening so fast,” he reported. “All the patients–Rouge and the the other lady and the goat–were all on their separate tables one after the next like three logs about to be lashed together for a river float, and doctors and nurses were barking out different orders from all over the room. Someone kept turning the lights off and on, maybe just checking to see how they worked. It was like a rock concert except I could detect no body odor on anyone. I grabbed a syringe from a table and was about to plunge it into the neck of Rouge, but Dr. McTeague gently advised me not to do so, as the syringe contained the hemlock for the billy goat.”

Minotaur

Minotaur moments before helping perform surgery on two women and one goat. He wears a medal from a regional chili cookoff (Best Recipe with Neither Meat Nor Bean).

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2 thoughts on “Journal Entry: Minotaur Allows Self to Be Photographed

  1. In the French way the goat has the double meaning which extracted the largest guffaw from me since the beginning of times, for as I read the interpretation of the surgical proceedings and came to the situation vis a vis the finalization of the goat I thought of this “old goat” who sells the pastries as the shop of the street les millefeuille les bonnes, etc. & etc. and she is called by many of us “old goat” on advise of her bearded chin so if you can only imagine what I read from the good Minotaur that he had finally put her to sleep forever! What well timing my liege!

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