Justice Minotaur today dictated the following list of individuals who he said were his roommates when he was in the merchant marine. He also added comments on a few of the names.
Geoff Bedwetter (“In one breath, he could belch the name of everyone to ever hold the rank of brigadier general or above in the United States Army”)
Tim Savvings and Britt Loan (“These guys were always snorkeling”)
Exile Dupree Jr.
At. Night Shiztel
Private Mike Street
Abraham Lincomb (“One of the few left-handers I remember from my 20s”)
K. Kelly Pats
Seep Myerson (“I think he was probably prediabetic”)
Seep Myersworth (“Or maybe it was this guy who was prediabetic”)
T. Whitebone Cromulent
Kyle Sportspickle (“He was one-sixteenth Welsh, or maybe it was Chinese”)
Liberty Bell Countryman
Theodore Prufrock Elfwhisper III (“This dude was always getting beat up”)
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