Memo regarding Egyptian Findings

Date: August 29, 6018 Anno Lucis

To: All Scientists and Leaders of the Known World

From: Justice Korbin Minotaur, Undisclosed Jurisdiction, New Salem

Re: Recent Egyptian Discoveries

Let it be known that I, Justice Korbin Minotaur, am prepared to drink the red skeleton juice and eat the cursed cheese to save Earth and all life thereon from imminent annihilation. Or, rather, I am ready to have my trusted scribe, Eric of Cornwall, quaff the aforementioned Pharaoh sap and consume the Luciferian dairy product so that the planet does not burst into flames reminiscent of Muspelheim.

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2 thoughts on “Memo regarding Egyptian Findings

  1. The issue dealing with dairy products may need to be negotiated with Canada – – otherwise, the ideas are sound.

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