Date: August 29, 6018 Anno Lucis
To: All Scientists and Leaders of the Known World
From: Justice Korbin Minotaur, Undisclosed Jurisdiction, New Salem
Re: Recent Egyptian Discoveries
Let it be known that I, Justice Korbin Minotaur, am prepared to drink the red skeleton juice and eat the cursed cheese to save Earth and all life thereon from imminent annihilation. Or, rather, I am ready to have my trusted scribe, Eric of Cornwall, quaff the aforementioned Pharaoh sap and consume the Luciferian dairy product so that the planet does not burst into flames reminiscent of Muspelheim.
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