While using his nimble toes to build a log cabin from Popsicle sticks, Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest Christmas trees” were “little more than some kind of local conifer that after being hacked down was brought inside and decorated like an old lady.”
Category Archives: “The Earliest” Observations (Funny)
The Earliest Trials
In teaching a pre-law course today to a group of hobos living by a Chevron dumpster, Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest trials” were “little more than a situation where two parties advocated competing positions before an ostensibly neutral arbiter for a ruling on which claim had the most merit.”
The Earliest Pickles
Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest pickles” were “little more than cucumbers that had been marinated in some kind of herbal brine.”
The Earliest Drums
With a deep laugh over the primitive circumstances our forebears found themselves in, Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest drums” were “little more than a skin or some kind of fabric stretched out over a frame.”
The Earliest Stamps
Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest stamps” were “little more than a type of certification you would affix to a document to signify that you had paid the cost of delivering it.”
The Earliest Chairs
Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest chairs” were “little more than a four-legged stool with a back attached, the whole generally being made out of wood or other solid material.”