The Earliest Christmas Trees

While using his nimble toes to build a log cabin from Popsicle sticks, Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest Christmas trees” were “little more than some kind of local conifer that after being hacked down was brought inside and decorated like an old lady.”


The Earliest Trials

In teaching a pre-law course today to a group of hobos living by a Chevron dumpster, Justice Minotaur observed that “the earliest trials” were “little more than a situation where two parties advocated competing positions before an ostensibly neutral arbiter for a ruling on which claim had the most merit.”